Friday, October 1, 2010

Grab someones balls... Pay $10,000.. Then go directly to jail! Do NOT Pass GO! Do NOT Collect $200

A couple days back I posted a video of Chiefs defensive lineman Shaun Smith, grabbing the package of Anthony David of the 49ers during their week 3 game. The week prior Smith had another complaint similar to this one. That one however he got away unscathed... This week not so much! The NFL looked into the complaint and decided to fine the defensive lineman $10,000.

Maybe Shaun should buy a box of OchocincO's before the Chiefs next game so he can call up that sex hotline on the box. That should rid of his sexual frustration.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

OchocincO's.. The Official Sex Hotline Cereal

On Wednesday, when Chad Ochocinco of the Cinncinatti Bengals urged fans via Twitter to go on his website and buy his new cereal OchocincO's and "start your day with a lil suga!!!", he had no clue that his fans would get a little more than just "a lil suga."

The cereal box had a number that would connect callers to the Feed the Children organization, but instead of the toll-free prefix... there was a slight error. The prefix printed on the box is that to a sex hotline.

As of 2pm (pacific) Ochocinco tweeted twice about the cereal box mixup:

Tweet 1: "Awe man im bummed about the cereal number mixup on the cereal, trying to do good and got messed up, of all numbers why that one!!! Sorry"


Tweet 2: "For those who were offended by the mixup my deepest apologies but i was only bringing awareness to a charity that im a huge part of, SORRY"


After apparently feeling that shitty in the same hour he Tweeted again:
"Oh S.H.I.T = Oh So Happy Its Thursday, hope y'all having a good day because im loving it thus far"




Good News for the Saints

BAD NEWS: Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints suffered a leg injury during week 2 against the San Francisco 49ers.

GOOD NEWS: It's been 10 days and Reggie was spotted walking without a cast or crutches but has a slight limp.

Bush was expected to be out for four to six weeks due to the broken leg, but he's ahead of schedule!

49ers... A CALL FOR HELP!

The San Francisco 49ers have a new offensive coordinator... MIKE JOHNSON.

For those of you that don't know who Mr. Johnson is... Well he's a former quarterback for the San Antonio Riders of the World League and also played for the BC Lions (I don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing HAHA) along side all of those accomplishments he's had many more (just Google it if you really give a shit)

Anywho.. with the Niners great 0-3 record for their 2010 season lets hope Mike can help them out...

I'm hoping they can improve that record since I have a Niners fan in the family...

Roethlisberger shouldn't have effed up eh?

Word on the street?

Big Ben is wishing he could play in the WEEK 4 game against the Ravens!

Ravens Linebacker Ray Lewis and Ben are good friends and apparently they've been exchanging texts in which Roethlisberger is stating that he wishes he could have played in the rivalry game.

"He wishes he were out there -- he wishes he were out there, man. It's a respect thing we have playing against each other. It's a rivalry, but, once again, it goes back to the level of respect we have."


Big Ben won't be able to play till October 17th against the Cleveland Browns due to his violation with the NFL's personal conduct policy.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

I found the VIDEO!!!

Earlier I reported that Packers safety Nick Collins is now under investigation by the NFL because he yelled at a Bears fan, and to top it all off threw his mouthguard into the stands.

Now, I looked for the video earlier and due to the NFL's web video policy, Milwaukee's FOX 6, the station that had the footage was prohibited from putting it online due to the fact is was not a reporter standup or a player interview.

BUT, WHERE THERE IS A WILL... THERE IS A WAY...

Someone put a recorded version from when the station first aired it off their camera or phone and put it up on TWITVID.

Nick Collins BLOWUP! watch here

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Gay Men in the NFL?

I couldn't help but laugh when I heard about Shaun Smith of the Kansas City Chiefs being sorta touchy feely on the gridiron twice in the last two weeks. I mean we all know football players like to throw around that occasional pat on the bum ;) buttt (no pun intended) it never goes further than that.

THE FIRST OCCURRENCE:
Alex Mack - Cleveland Browns - Center
Accuses Shaun Smith of "bad touching"

THE SECOND OCCURRENCE (week 3):
Anthony Davis - San Francisco 49ers - Rookie Right Tackle
Claims Smith grabbed his genitals during Sundays game.

"He tried to feel me. That's weird right?" Davis told CSNBayArea.com.

YES! ANTHONY! That is weird... A 325 pound man touching you in areas like that... UBER WEIRD!

Watch it! Right here... CLICKKK ITTTT ;)

NFL investigates...

Last night after the Packers devastating loss to the Chicago Bears, reports are saying that Packers safety Nick Collins was seen yelling at a Bears fan. 

A video (that I am trying to find) shows Collins yelling at a fan and then throwing his mouthpiece into the stands. Collins said that the fan actually spit on him and used a racial slur. 

Now, the NFL is looking into it.. I don't really know what's going to come out of this. But, I wanted the Packers to win last night so I'm going to go against the Bears fan... 

Just another drunken fool... 


WEEK 3 - Play of the Week

This weeks play of the week, I gotta hand to Leon Washington of the Seattle Seahawks... 

In one game this guy got TWO kick return touchdowns! FREAKING BEAUTY!!!

I got this video off youtube... Don't mind the crazy American!

WATCH IT HERE!

WEEK 3 - Results

A little late I know... I had a hectic weekend. But I'm promising this will never happen again!

Tennessee vs. New York (Giants)  29-10
Cincinnati vs. Carolina  20-7
Pittsburgh vs. Tampa Bay  38-13
Buffalo vs New England  38-30
Cleveland vs. Baltimore  24-17
San Francisco vs. Kansas City  31-10
Dallas vs. Houston  27-13
Detroit vs. Minnesota  24-10
Atlanta vs. New Orleans  27-24
Washington vs. St. Louis  30-16
Philadelphia vs. Jacksonville  28-3
Indianapolis vs. Denver  27-13
Oakland vs. Arizona  24-23
San Diego vs. Seattle  27-20
New York (Jets) vs. Miami  31-23
Green Bay vs. Chicago  20-17

Monday, September 20, 2010

Reggie Bush Injury Update

After being carried off the field midways through the final quarter in the 25-22 Saints win tonight against the San Francisco 49ers, Reggie Bush may be suffering an injury that could have him out for six weeks.

Many fantasy football and NFL rumour sites are reporting that Reggie may have suffered a break in his lower left leg.

THIS IS NOT FINAL WORD! Bush will undergo a full evaluation once he reaches home to New Orleans.

SAINTS!

With the game tied at 22-22.. and :03 seconds left in the 4th... the Saints decide to take a timeout and field goal at 3rd down. With a false start the Saints then got penalized 5 yards. A low kick was taken and almost blocked but the Saints came through and won this one 25-22.

REGGIE :(

Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints was helped off the field due to an injury that has not been disclosed. With no word on what the injury is what we do know is that after muffing a punt with less than 7 minutes remaining in the 4th, Reggie was able to walk with his right but was limping off the field with the help of trainers.


Denver Broncos WR Found Dead

Kenny Mckinley, WR for the Broncos and former USC Football player was found dead this morning, from what looks to be an apparent suicide.

Mckinley 23, was in his second year playing for the Denver Broncos and was with the Gamecock's from 2004-2008. While with USC Kenny had 207 receptions, 2,781 yards, and 19 touchdowns.

Information about the suicide will not be released until a field report is conducted.

The WEEK 2 Play That Everyones Talking About....

The Patriots couldn't beef up enough strength to beat the Jets last night... but Randy Moss knows exactly what he needs to do in order to get that contract of his extended...

Randy Moss: One Handed TD.. CLICK TO WATCH

Sanchez comes through for the Jets

A little late... I know. But if you missed "the game of the weekend" it's best to say that the Jets just had a bad week one.

THIS WEEK: Sanchez' throws were on point, the Jets offence was on cue, and The Sanchise had all the little pieces in check in order to school the Pats 28-14.

The Pats on the other hand had a hard time when it came to their defensive drive and to be honest Brady just wasn't his old usual self. With a bunch of incomplete passes and a sack close to the end of the 4th quarter, you could tell that Tom and the Pats were more than just a little bit on edge.

Gotta give credit where credit is due... the Jets are something to look out for this season

WEEK 2 - Afternoon/Evening Games

Seattle vs. Denver  31-14
St. Louis vs. Oakland  16-14
Houston vs. Washington  30-27
New England vs. New York (Jets)  28-14
Jacksonville vs. San Diego  38-13
New York (Giants) vs. Indianapolis  38-14

Monday Night: 
New Orleans vs. San Francisco

Sunday, September 19, 2010

WEEK 2- Morning Games

Earlier Today:
Buffalo vs. Green Bay  37-7 
Miami vs. Minnesota  14-10
Kansas City vs. Cleveland  16-14
Chicago vs. Dallas  27-20
Arizona vs. Atlanta  41-7
Tampa Bay vs. Carolina  20-7
Philadelphia vs. Detroit  35-32
Baltimore vs. Cincinnati  15-10
Pittsburgh vs. Tennessee  19-11


On Now:
Seattle vs. Denver
St. Louis vs. Oakland
Houston vs. Washington
New England vs. New York (Jets)
Jacksonville vs. San Diego

Later:
New York (Giants) vs. Indianapolis

Monday:
New Orleans vs. San Francisco

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Bush Gives Back the Heisman

In the 75 years of the Heisman trophy's history, this morning Reggie Bush became the first player in history to forfeit the award.




"It is for these reasons that I have made the difficult decision to forfeit my title as Heisman winner of 2005. The persistent media speculation regarding allegations dating back to my years at USC has been both painful and distracting. In no way should the storm around these allegations reflect in any way on the dignity of this award, nor on any other institutions or individuals. Nor should it distract from outstanding performances and hard-earned achievements either in the past, present or future."




The Heisman organization had already decided to take away the trophy after Bush was caught in the middle of NCAA's investigation of the USC football program. In 2007 Bush was sued by a San Diego sports marketer who claimed that Reggie and his family recieved nearly  $300,000 in cash and merchandise. A private out of court settlement was reached earlier this year. 


The NCAA also ordered that any victory USC had in which Bush participated should be forfeit.

Monday Night Football (WEEK 1)

Scores from last night's double header:


New York (Jets) vs Baltimore (10-9) - Pretty much, Sanchez didn't perform... got sacked twice and the only reason the Jets were even on the board was cause of field goals.

Kansas City vs San Diego (21-14) - A young team that did a lot of damage..

Monday night football did nothing for me this week... Maybe it was the 3 hours of sleep I had the night before? MEH